lucky me

any holiday that promotes my favorite color and sitting down for a drink with friends is alright by me

... so in celebration I've decided to skip my first class

Let's talk about pinchers for a bit.

You know... the over zealous pinchers. 

Who search for green and upon finding their victim is without

pinch the smithereens out of them.

I think these people should suffer.

Those sadistic folks who come out to torture and tease on St. Patrick's Day.

Then again 

if you're not wearing green

what can I say.

You had it coming.