leave your mark

tonight I found some red lipstick in a box under my bed. So I put it on for the hell of it.

I feel unbelievably sexy.

Now if only I had the courage to wear it outside my bedroom.

It just might be a little too va-va-voom for my normally burt's bee's clad lips.

I wish I could actually wear it outside though. But everytime I put lipstick on I feel like an imposter. AND it makes me think of old ladies whose lips leave a permanent marking on all of the glasses at work. I mean this stuff is like glue. You can run it through the dishwasher twice and it's still stuck on the rim. Dogs leave their mark by peeing. Women leave it by lipstick with names like Mystique or Raspberry Glace.

Now that I'm thinking of old ladies and peeing dogs I'm not feeling quite so sexy.