Wednesday, December 9


last night I dreamt I had a red headed illegitimate love child named Lucas and I was about to break the news of his existence to his birth father who was a waiter at Applebee's.

I just don't get dreams sometimes. What's the weirdest dream you've ever had? Are yours vivid? Mine are.

I think one of my all time favorites was when Matthew McConaughey (Wedding Planner era) was my best friend that I was secretly in love with. We were in the army. The Burger King army.

And, wait for it, we were in a war against McDonalds.

We attacked McDonaldland that night. Right as Ronald McDonald was giving a speech. Matthew fell in love with some McDonaldland widow with a child. I think she eventually died. Then I saved Matthew's life by pulling him out of some quicksand with a rope.

It was then that Matthew realized he had been in love with me all the time too.

Like I said- whaaaattt...


  1. The worst ones for me have always been work dreams. Nothing like waking up in a panic because you think you may have forgotten to do something. Ugh.

  2. I have dreams but I can't ever remember them. I do remember the feelings they give me though. Like I'll wake up very sad or very happy and know it's because of the dream I just had.

  3. haha, i totally have the most ridiculous dreams allll the time!
    and i try to tell my roommate, but you can never really explain it, then she just looks at me all crazy.

    man, i've had some pretty insane, end of the world dreams. once when black lava was spewing from cracks in the ground and no less than 8 tornados were coming after me. then another when a i had to cram into some kind of egg shaped dome with hundreds of other people, to get away from a massive tsunami... it was weird...