last night I dreamt I had a red headed illegitimate love child named Lucas and I was about to break the news of his existence to his birth father who was a waiter at Applebee's.
I just don't get dreams sometimes. What's the weirdest dream you've ever had? Are yours vivid? Mine are.
I think one of my all time favorites was when Matthew McConaughey (Wedding Planner era) was my best friend that I was secretly in love with. We were in the army. The Burger King army.
And, wait for it, we were in a war against McDonalds.
We attacked McDonaldland that night. Right as Ronald McDonald was giving a speech. Matthew fell in love with some McDonaldland widow with a child. I think she eventually died. Then I saved Matthew's life by pulling him out of some quicksand with a rope.
It was then that Matthew realized he had been in love with me all the time too.
Like I said- whaaaattt...